Used Ship Sales Consultant and Space Janitor of Wrecked Battlefields
Last Active
4d ago
Birthday
Jan 1, 1970 (56 years old)
Next Birthday
Jan 1, 2027 (183 days)
Combat
Kills4
Losses10
Efficiency29%
Danger Ratio70%
ISK
Destroyed2.28b
Lost203.45m
ISK Efficiency92%
Balance+2.07b
Solo
Solo Kills0
Solo Ratio0%
Final Blows0
Points6
Other
NPC Losses3
NPC Loss Ratio30%
Avg Kills/Day0.00
ActivityLow
No data available
Bio
Hey there, capsuleer. You look like someone who needs a ship—and lucky for you, I’ve got just the thing. No titles, no corporate speeches, just honest deals on previously loved ships and shuttles that are ready to get you back out there.
Every vessel in my inventory has been carefully inspected, lightly refurbished, and fully shampooed for that “almost new” feeling. We take pride in removing most visible damage, clearing out leftover debris, and making sure all essential systems are generally functional.
These ships aren’t just machines—they’ve got history. Real experience. Some have seen combat, some have seen things they don’t like to talk about, and a few still make noises we’re choosing to ignore. But that’s character… and character comes at a discount.
Why pay full price for something you’re probably going to lose anyway? With me, you’re getting value, reliability*, and a ship that’s already proven it can survive at least once.
All sales are final. Warranty expires the moment you undock. If you have questions, complaints, or emotional distress after purchase, please contact management. Management is UltimateChaos