Cubemanbearpig was found in a bundle of hay and raised by a family of loving, yet harsh donkeys. "Live by the carrot, die by the stick", his donkey father always used to tell him. Although he did learn the grunting hee-haw language of the donkeys, it wasnt until age 15 that he actually learned to speak with other humans. He never really master the language of the "Two Leggers", as his donkey father called them, and always felt compelled during a conversation with another human to let out a loud HEE-HAWWW and let his donkey family know where his true loyalties still lie.
The rest of his saga has yet to be written, and may the donkey gods look down upon him with favor.